I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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