the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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