just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
There are leaves in my underwear?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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