At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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