i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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