I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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