I wish life had little blips of pornography
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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