? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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