i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
are you so shy because you have an std?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Randomize
