I'm drive I can fine osifer
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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