Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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