The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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