bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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