Dual....:-)
i think my tv is drunk
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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