After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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