He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
