He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
how does that bad decision feel?
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