i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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