D3 body, D1 cock
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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