your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
How external is "for external use only"?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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