It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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