I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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