I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
