Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Randomize
