omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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