how hairy? two words: wookie tits
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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