he puts the penis in happiness.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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