3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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