How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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