In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just invented taco cereal.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
