Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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