where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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