Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
