well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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