We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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