Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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