your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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