You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I have post one night stand depression
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