Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
