i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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