just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i came on her dog
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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