Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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