If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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