that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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