It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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