I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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