Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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