So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
