508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He shit in the fireplace
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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