I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize
