next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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