I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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