we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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