At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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