Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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