Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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